I met the friendliest cop last night
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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