another moral hangover. fuck.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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