is your mom at the bar?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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