i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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