Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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