my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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