Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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