At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i drank out of a bidet.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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