He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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