Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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