West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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