Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize