nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
How external is "for external use only"?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
