I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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