Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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