im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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