so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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