Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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