All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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