Me too!
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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