some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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