Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I touched a dick in church today
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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