Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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