Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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