I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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