in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just pee around me
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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