You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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