he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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