if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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