I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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