Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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