how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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