i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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