I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
