I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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