I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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