dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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