He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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