apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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