i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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