Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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