Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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