Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Quick, to the slutcave!
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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