yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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