These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize
