now i know why i became what i already was.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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