doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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