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is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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