somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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