My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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