It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I think I just sharted jello shots
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