I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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