Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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