I am puke
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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