I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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